I know you think I'm joking, but it is an actual wine, and an actual vineyard. And they're website, Vampire Vineyards, is a wonderful place to peruse while you're sipping their delicious merlot. It's full of vampirish delights!
Every October I indulge myself by buying a bottle. Then the bottle makes a great Halloween decoration. I simply stick a short red candle in the empty bottle and let it burn down until it gets all luciously drippy down the sides.
Mmmmmm. "It's a good thing."